nothing fancy - just fic


Title: Remembrance
Author: i_glow_like_cordy
Posted: 02-17-2003
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Category: Time-travel
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Summary: When Cordelia receive's a wedding present, it accidently sends her flying back to the Hellmouth, in 1997.
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Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.
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FADE IN

INT. ANGEL INVESTIGATION'S

where ANGEL and CORDELIA'S WEDDING is taking place.

GUNN
Are you guy's sure I'm right for this?

CORDELIA
What we're we suppost to do, get a preacher?

ANGEL
I wanted one but no, over ruled. Democracy blows.

GUNN
I'm not sure.....I mean, does this count?

CORDELIA
Of course it does. Besides, what we're we gonna tell
the preacher when the rings start to glow.

GUNN
Good point. Let's do this thing. Do you Angel
promise to love and cherish Cordelia, in sickness
and in Health, till death do you part.

ANGEL
As long as I have my soul inhabits my body, I do.

GUNN
And do you Miss Cordelia Chase promise to
love and Cherish Liam, in sickness and in Health,
till undead do you part.

CORDELIA
I do.

GUNN
I know pronounce you man and wife, you may.......

FRED
(interrupting)
Hey, you guy's, present was sent.

CORDELIA
Great Fred. Maybe you could give it to us any time
except during the wedding.

FRED
Sorry, it's just heavy and......

Fred is struggling to get it over to the table. Cordy goes over and grabs it.

FRED
Old.....and did I mention heavy?

Cordelia walks over, grabbing a hold of it.

CORDELIA
I'll get it, I just....

And as Cordelia holds it, a swirling VORTEX opens beneath her.

CORDELIA
Shouldn't do that.

and sucks her in.

CUT TO:

INT. SUNNYDALE LIBRARY 1997

where our Cordelia lands in the Library, wedding dress and all.

ANGLE ON XANDER who has missed this all looking in the stalls has
now turned around.

XANDER
Hey Cordy.
(beat)
Did you change your hair?

BLACKOUT

OPENING CREDIT'S.

CORDELIA stands in the middle of

INT. SUNNYDALE LIBRARY

confused, looking around.

CORDELIA
I hate it when this happen's. Quick check.
I'm Cordelia Chase. Cordy. I'm popular, and
a cheerleader.

XANDER
(confused)
I'm happy for you?

CORDELIA
What the hell are you doing here?

XANDER
Scoobiage?

CORDELIA
Scoobiwhatage? We haven't done that since....
(dawning on her)
High School.

XANDER
Are you okay? Gotta say, Wedding dress, while loving it,
don't you think it's alittle dressy for 5th period.
(worried; implication)
Your not trying to tell me something are you.

CORDELIA
I get it now. I get it.
(simply)
I'm in Hell.

XANDER
What?

CORDELIA
Yes, I've died and bypassed the checkin and gone straight to hell.
Nothing but a lifetime of High School and Xander Harris.

XANDER
I love you too, Cordy. And nice ring.

CORDELIA
Don't touch the......ring. It's the ring.
It's evil. Evil ring. Evil evil Lord of The Ring
ring that I'm wearing.

XANDER
(excited)
That's the Lord of The Rings ring your wearing?

Beat. Then Cordy slaps him across the head. She starts pacing.

CORDELIA
Okay gotta think. Like to think.
Umm.......oh that thing?

XANDER
What thing?

CORDELIA
The Thing.

XANDER
Huh?

CORDELIA
Do you have, like anywhere else to be.
That stupid present septer thing Fred gave
me.

XANDER
Fred? Is that your boyfriend?

CORDELIA
(sircastically)
Yes Xander. I married Fred. She and I are
very happy.

XANDER
You're a Lesbian?

CORDELIA
Do I look like Willow?

XANDER
Huh?

CORDELIA
Forget it. I'm not married to Fred.
I'm married to...........someone else.

XANDER
Really? When did you get married?

CORDELIA
Like Two Minutes Ago.

XANDER
Here? In the Library? Was it the decor?

CORDELIA
Not here. In the Hotel.

XANDER
So why are you here?

CORDELIA
Because of the por.....tal!

Xander stops. Cordy realise's she may have said too much.

XANDER
Okay. Let's talk.

CUT TO:

INT. LIBRARY-LATER

The Whole Gang is there where a very depressed Cordelia sits (who is now in regular civillians clothes)

BUFFY walked over to Cordy.

BUFFY
Are you okay?

CORDELIA
Now, I would say it was the blonde that's making
you this stupid, but I've been blonde and I can tell
you, it's just you.

BUFFY
I was just trying to.....

CORDELIA
Help? Yeah, we'll unless you can get me back to
LA circa 2003, your pretty useless.

BUFFY
You haven't changed a bit have you?

CORDELIA
I guess not.

BAM. Cordelia goes flying backwards as a VISION whacks her.

BUFFY
Cordy? Cordy are you okay?

CORDELIA
Oh come on, I'm still Vision girl.

BUFFY
Vision what?

CORDELIA
(up at the sky)
As if you sick PT SO B's haven't had enough
ya ya's to float your boats I still have the visions.

Giles begins to help Cordelia up.

GILES
Are you okay?

CORDELIA
We'll you know what they say, you can take the
girl out of LA but you can't take the migrane inducing,
spirit destroying vision's out of the girl.

XANDER
What was that? That was amazing.

CORDELIA
Wow, you know what I find amazing. The fact
that no matter what year of Cordelia your around,
they all still think your a retard.

XANDER
We'll I guess it's safe to say your not the new and
improved model.

BUFFY
What's a Vision?

CORDELIA
What does it sound like? Do I need to pronounce the syllables.

BUFFY
(sircastically)
No, I think I'm okay.

GILES
They're an ancient, powerful force. In one of the watcher's
diary, theirs an entry about the slayer running into she
who was 'of the purest sight'.

XANDER
Cordelia? Pure? Giving Good Odd's on this one,
people.

CORDELIA
You know, that remark would hurt me Xander,
except I am older, more mature, and know just
how "pure" you are.

XANDER
(offended)
Hey.
(beat; curious)
You wouldn't happen to know.....when.....

CORDELIA
Next Year.

Buffy is now sitting next to Xander on the Table.

BUFFY
Xander, I don't think this is the productive......

XANDER
You wouldn't happen to know anything about
them, type, address, occupation?

CORDELIA
Whore, sleazy motel, Slayer.

BUFFY and XANDER look at each other, then both slide across the table, as far
away from each other as possible.

BUFFY
Wait, did she just call me a whore?

CORDELIA
Different Slayer. Goes by the name of 'Faith'.

XANDER
Nice Girl.

CORDELIA
She tried to kill me.

XANDER
I like her already.

CORDELIA
She tries to kill you....

XANDER
After?

CORDELIA
During.

BUFFY
We'll as much as all this fun S&M talk is, I think
we have to get down to buisness. What's a vision?
Their purpose?

GILES
A vision is a.....

CORDELIA
(interupting)
Excuse me. I'm doing the monologue here.
A vision is a mini-movie in my head of an event
that's going to happen, it show's me the place,
a person, sometimes a name.

WILLOW
That doesn't sound too bad.

CORDELIA
Yeah, we'll the stars of which are people who are
about to be sliced and diced by some horrible
demon.

BUFFY
That's one nifty skill you picked up.
(to gang)
Okay, Cordelia, if you could, I want you to
figure out where this demon is, do you know
it's name, anything that can help Giles locate
it in his books.

CORDELIA
You know, I know this website that's just as.......
(off Giles look)
Computers, not a fan?

BUFFY
Find the info, I don't care how.

CORDELIA
Where are you going?

BUFFY
For Angel. Having him around wouldn't suck as
plan's go.

Buffy stops halfway towards the exit.

GILES
Buffy? Are you okay?

BUFFY
Yeah.....I'm good....I should....

The Gang watch as Buffy walks out of the Library

WILLOW
(re:Buffy stopping)
What was that.......?

Before Willow can finish, the sound of the Library doors are heard as BUFFY is seen walking back in.

BUFFY
(hurried)
I'm sorry. I have to know. I have to.

GILES
About what? Buffy?

BUFFY
(to Cordy)
Angel. Me. Spill.

WILLOW
(weary)
Buffy. Maybe you don't want to know what.........

BUFFY
Are we happy?

CORDELIA
(cautiously)
Are you happy? And at the exact same time is Angel
happy?
(beat)
Yes. Yes you are.

BUFFY
(to Willow, girly excited)
Oh my God. This is amazing. Are there wedding
bells?

CORDELIA
I can honestly say Yes.

BUFFY
I was just kidding about.....
(realises;eyes widening)
Yes? Did you say yes? She said yes.
(to Willow)
Did she say yes?

WILLOW
(beaming; happy)
She said yes.

GILES
(proudly)
Congratulation's Buffy.

BUFFY
I can't believe it. Will, you know your my maid of
honour, right?

WILLOW
I'm insulted you would think I believe I need to apply.

BUFFY
And I know it will cause a small fuss, but I think
I'd rather have Giles walk me down the Aisle instead
of my father. Do you? I mean, Will you?

GILES
(touched)
Buffy...I....It would be my honour.

BUFFY
I just can't believe it. Me and Angel. Forever and Ever.
And every time I wake up, He'll be there. Just for me.
And no-one else. And we'll read the paper together,
and make each other breakfast, then go out and kill
evil apocolypt-i demon's, and just be together.

ANGLE ON CORDELIA who has been listen to Buffy's comments with
a smile on her face, obviously relating it to her and Angel

BUFFY
Do I look amazing in the dress?

CORDELIA
(excited; knocking herself out of daydream)
Oh I so do. It's this Versace dress just off the shoulder's,
and I know already what you guy's are thinking, not exactly
the best fashion faux around a Vampire but let's just say
I was safe cause if looks could kill, you with me?

Cordelia smiles gleefully around at the gang who's looks have gone from thrilled and perky to downtrotten, except Xander who it happier than ever (due to his Buffy love)

CORDELIA
(re: Buffy's look)
It would kinda look like yours.

XANDER
Actually we're more stuck on the part where your Angel's
bride.

CORDELIA
Oh No. I know what you guy's are thinking.

XANDER
(happy)
details!

BLACKOUT

EXT. ALLEY

Where the Gang are currently walking down the Alley. Buffy is seriously pissed.

WILLOW
Buffy? Are you okay?

BUFFY
Peachy. Found out the love of my life marries
one of my Mortal Enemy's when all he can tell
me is he can never be with anyone.

GILES
Maybe it wasn't meant to be.

BUFFY
Why, because he's in love with whore-delia.

CORDELIA(OS)
Bitch!

GILES
No. Because You'll always be the Slayer

BUFFY
And He'll alway's be a Vampire.

CORDELIA
Yeah, until that shanshu prophecy kicks
in and he turns Human.

GILES
Shanshu?

BUFFY
When he whats?

CORDELIA
Oh Sh....

THE DEMON attacks knocking Cordy down. Buffy's slightly happy.

BUFFY
Wow. This demon does good work.

The Demon goes for Cordy again.

BUFFY
Consider this your wedding present.

Buffy goes to snap it's neck when it sends her flying backwards down the alley, then runs

CORDELIA
Great present......

Everyone looks at her.

CORDELIA
Boy, do I love seeing Old Friends.

CUT TO:

INT. ANGEL'S PLACE

ANGEL enter's to find CORDELIA sitting on the bed.

CORDELIA
We'll look who it is. If it isn't the love of my life.

ANGEL
What are you doing here?

CORDELIA
(indicating room)
Enjoying the lack of a view.

ANGEL
Why are you doing this?

CORDELIA
What?

ANGEL
Buffy. Me.

CORDELIA
She told ya huh? Buffster not so good at keeping the
big secrets. We all knew that with the whole Slayer
thing. Seriously put an ad in the newspaper already
the amount of people who know, right next to Xander's
Virginal ad.

ANGEL
Tell Me what happen's with me and Buffy.

CORDELIA
(fake)
Ah wacky fun.

ANGEL
(angry)
Tell Me!!!

CORDELIA
What do you want me to tell you? You
want me to lie? To lie to you?

ANGEL
Tell me......what happen's.

CORDELIA
It end's great. Perfect happy ending. It
ends in perfect bliss.

ANGEL
(wanting to believe it)
Really?

CORDELIA
You want to know how it ends?
(beat)
It ends with Hugs and Puppies.
(off Angel's smile; pissed)
No, your not getting it. It ends with you
massacring puppies.

ANGEL
What?

CORDELIA
I shouldn't say any more. All I have to say is,
it might be best for you and Buffy to "take a
break"

ANGEL
What? No, it can't.

CORDELIA
I'm sorry Angel.

ANGEL
Your lying.

CORDELIA
What?

ANGEL
How dare you......come here, and lie. If you love me
as much as you do

CORDELIA
Don't you dare even try and pull that crap with me.
I'm Cordy, remember?
(beat)
Oh wait, you really don't.

ANGEL
I couldn't ever do that. Not in front of Buffy.

CORDELIA
We'll your in luck. You move to LA.

ANGEL
LA? What the hell am i doing in LA?

CORDELIA
Playing detective.

ANGEL
I'm a detective?

CORDELIA
We'll It's not like you don't already have the
wardrobe for it.

ANGEL
in LA?

CORDELIA
Oh, and I thought you'd be excited to know in
the future your wardrobe branches out from just
plain black; to many different kinds of black.

ANGEL
What? Are you dressing me now?

CORDELIA
Are you kidding? With your tastes you should be
dressing me.

Beat.

CORDELIA
I know you must hate me.....more than you hate Cordelia
97 at this time. And I know you love Buffy. I know you
believe right not that you and Buffy are going to be together
forever, starcrossed lover's and yada yada yada. And I just
want you to know I'm very sensitive towards that; and i just
want to say
(beat;loudly)
Get over it.

ANGEL
(shocked)
What???

CORDELIA
Boo Hoo. You and Buffy are meant to be nothing. Trust
me, your not missing much, it's pretty boring. You lose your
soul she dies......
(figuring out her many deaths)
........a whole bunch of times. Pretty mundane. Me and you,
however. We could have our own Prime Time sitcom. "The
Dark Avenger and his sidekick Glowy". Emmy's here we come.
Just remember who's the star. Me. Cordy.

ANGEL
Understand clearly that I could never, can never, and will never
love you.

CORDELIA
Fine. You can take the mission back. You can take
the vision's back.

Cordelia tugs the ring off her finger.

CORDELIA
And you can take this back!

She throws the ring at him. CORDELIA runs crying out of the room.

ANGLE ON ANGEL staring in shock at the ring lying on the ground.

He picks it up in aww.

CORDELIA
(Babbling)
That's it. I'm done. Angel free is the way to be.
I'm going to get Wicca Willow to find me a way
home, then I'm going to tell Angel all about what
a jerk he was to me.

ANGEL
Wait.

Cordelia stops in her tracks.

CORDELIA
What?

ANGEL
What is this?

CORDELIA
You tell me.

ANGEL
Do you have any idea what this is?

CORDELIA
Marital Bliss, allthough i think the Irish
need to re-define their meaning of bliss.
(beat)
Of course you've alway's had trouble with
that haven't ya.
(nothing)
If you could understand that, you'd be rolling
laughing on the ground
(No he wouldn't)
Or you'd at least make an expression.

ANGEL
This ritual is one of the most ancient Irish
Heritages. Do you understand what this ring
signifies. This ritual is to promise your soul's
to one another. It's impossible for you to even
physically wear it without the love being pure and true.
How did you get this?

CORDELIA
How do you think?

ANGEL
This is Impossible. The Teaching, this ring has
been lost for centuries.

CORDELIA
We'll you should call the girl in the
mail room because it was just misplaced.
(beat)
Look on the Inside.

ANGEL rolls the ring over to see "C+A 4ever" embedded in the ring.

ANGEL
We we're together?

CORDELIA
(softly)
Yeah.

ANGEL
And we we're in love?

CORDELIA
We're? What's up with the past tense. Are. Are in love.
Cordelia Angel and Angel Chase are officially married.
(hurt)
Your just not my Angel.

ANGEL
This can't be. This is impossible. I mean, me
and you? You and me? We couldn't. We don't.
We......

Angel stops with his rant as he looks over to see Cordelia in tears.

CORDELIA
(re: Angel's speech)
I love you too.

Angel walks over to the bed now, sitting down, trying to comfort her.

ANGEL
I'm sorry......this is just.....it's a little much.....

CORDELIA
You know what I wish. I wish Angel was here, The
real Angel cause he would kick his ass, or your ass,
or whatever.

ANGEL
I'm not in Love with you.

CORDELIA
Yet.
(pause)
Some Honeymoon. Here I am, with my newly minted Husband
who can do nothing but tell me how much we're not suppost to be
together.
(beat; putting hand on Angel's thigh)
Do you know how much I love you?

ANGLE ON ANGEL who's face has gone funny since Cordy put her hand on his knee.

CORDELIA
Angel? Anyone in there? Woohoo.

Cordelia clicks her fingers in Angel's face as the CAMERA PUSHES IN on ANGEL'S FACE to see what he's seeing.

INT. ANGEL INVESTIGATION'S HOTEL

The same scene from the Beginning. CORDY and ANGEL stand under the arc being wed. They kiss, and then

INT. ANGEL'S HOME

We're back. Angel stares at Cordy in shock.

ANGEL
It's true. It's really True.

CORDELIA
Finally. You saw it?

ANGEL
I saw it. I felt it.
(beat; shocked)
I'm in love with you.

CORDELIA
(re:Angel's lack of enthusiasm)
Wow. Sweep a girl off her feet why don't you.

ANGEL
I'm sorry. It's too much, It's too much.

CORDELIA
(putting hand to Angel's cheek)
Angel, I'm not asking for anything. Don't worry.

ANGEL recoils from Cordelia's touch.

ANGEL
(screaming)
Don't touch me.

Cordelia falls back, tears, in pain.

ANGEL
(sobbing)
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Cordelia begins to approach Angel slowly, crouching down below him.

CORDELIA
Angel. Don't worry. It's okay. Everything's okay.
I'll make sure of it. I've seen your future. I've even
seen your past. I've seen everything about you know
and do you know the conclusion I've come up with.
(beat)
You worry too much.

Angel smiles at that alittle.

CORDELIA
And no Champion of mine is going to be sobbing like a baby.

ANGEL
I'm.......yours.

Cordelia is caught off guard by his tone, then

CORDELIA
Every inch of me. My heart. My soul. All of it.

Angel is moving in closer to Cordy.

ANGEL
Its in me, I feel it. My love for you. It's flowing
inside me.

CORDELIA
Go with the flow.

ANGEL
So it's our Honeymoon, should we consumate our marriage.

CORDELIA
(lustfully)
Believe me when i tell you......Hell NO!!!

ANGEL
What?

CORDELIA
Quiet Angel, just....let this.....be....this.

And they move in, their lips touching....and they're at it. Hot and Heavy. Angel finishes the kiss, aroused.

ANGEL
That was......Buffy.

CORDELIA
(pissed)
Did you just call out another Woman's name in bed?

Angel points over to the door where BUFFY is standing, shocked. Heartbroken.

CORDELIA
(to Buffy)
Yeah, this is kinda private so if you could just....
(realising)
Oh. I get it.

BUFFY
(heartbroken)
What.....How......What?

ANGEL
Buffy.

Buffy stare at him. Destroyed. Then runs out.

ANGEL
Buffy. Don't. Please.

But she's gone. Angel looks out longingly, then turns back to Cordy.

ANGEL
Look Cordelia. I know your in love with me.
But that was a Mis....

Cordelia slaps him.

CORDELIA
You kissed me.

ANGEL
Kinda.

CORDELIA
I'm Married. Do you understand that? Mar-ried.

ANGEL
To me!

CORDELIA
Small detail. Point is, you can't kiss me. I'm
commited to you now, so you can't go around
just kissing me.

ANGEL
What?

CORDELIA
This is SO not going to work. We need code names for you guys.

Angel ignores this and runs out after Buffy. CORDY watches him go, then with a face about to burst into tears, states simply.

CORDELIA
I want Angel.

ANGEL(OS)
We'll since we're just married, I think that's
a good sign.

CORDELIA
Angel?

And there behind her stand Angel and Fred. NOTE Angel from Buffy Season 2 is Now ANGEL(B+A) and Angel now is ANGEL(C+A) Cordelia runs into his arms.

CORDELIA
(happily)
Angel

And they embrace, full smoochies, long and lovingly

ANGLE ON FRED shyly in the Corner.

FRED
I'm here to!

CUT TO:

EXT. STREET - RAINING

BUFFY is currently trudging through the pouring rain. Angel(B+A) is behind her, desperately trying to
catch up.

ANGEL
Buffy wait.

BUFFY
What happened. Cordy dump you? Am I your rebound?

ANGEL
Can't we talk?

BUFFY
Yes, let's go into deep and meaningful conversation
about your love for Cordelia.

ANGEL
My love for her is like Poison. Ain't it great.

BUFFY
Love? Your Love for her?

ANGEL
I can't believe this. You're Angry at me for
something I haven't done yet?

BUFFY
Yes.

ANGEL
Why are you really Angry at me, Buffy?

BUFFY
You just kissed Cordy.

ANGEL
Is that really why your mad?

BUFFY
Yes........No. I'm mad....because....because.....

ANGEL
What?

BUFFY
What's the point?

ANGEL
The point of what?

BUFFY
Everything. You. Me. Us. Or lack of us
or whatever. The point is that no matter
what happen's you still end up with
Cordelia.

ANGEL
I love you.

BUFFY
Forever? Not Forever. Your in love with Cordy.
What is it with you and Cheerleaders.

ANGEL
Buffy I......

BUFFY
Just stay away Angel. It's too much. It's just
all too much.

Angel stands watching in the pouring rain as Buffy runs off.

CUT TO:

INT. ANGEL'S HOME (CONT.)

Angel(C+A), Cordy and Fred are now all sitting, discussing

CORDELIA
I want to go home Angel.

ANGEL
Baby we all do. But the Powers That Be
sent us here.

CORDELIA
Power's that be? The Septer? It was them. They
sent us back here.

ANGEL
Great Honeymoon, huh?

CORDELIA
I shouldn't be surprised. I mean we we're never gonna have
a proper honeymoon anyway's, might as we'll be doing this.

ANGEL
Do you have any idea why we're back here? Vision maybe?

CORDELIA
Yes. I know this. Go Cordy! There's a demon. I had a vision,
and we're hunting it.

FRED
There we are. All figured out. We kill the demon. I get home
to Charles. you to go on your honeymoon.

CORDELIA
Fred, not that I don't love you sweetie, but
why are you here? it's pretty dangerous.

FRED
You think I would abandon my friends, let them be
sucked through a portal and not come for them.

ANGEL
Plus she tripped into the portal.

FRED
Plus I tripped into the portal.

ANGEL
What's that on the floor?

CORDELIA
My ring.

ANGEL
Your ring?

CORDELIA
I threw it at you

ANGEL
You threw the ring at me?

CORDELIA
With good reason. You we're so being an ass.

Angel gets on his knee's with the ring.

ANGEL
Cordelia Chase Angel, will you continue to be
my wife.

CORDELIA
No.

ANGEL
What?

CORDELIA
Oh no.

Cordelia is thrown back into a Vision.

ANGEL
Are you okay?

CORDELIA
Demon. He's at the Library. And he's going to kill
Buffy.
(beat)
And give me my ring.

Angel smiles and puts it back on her finger.

FRED
We stop it then.

ANGEL
Great, so we kill the demon, and then go home.

CUT TO:

BUFFY
It's Impossible.

INT. SUNNYDALE LIBRARY

Buffy sit's around the table sadly.

BUFFY
Angel and Cordelia. Cordelia and Angel. Married.

WILLOW
We'll maybe....

BUFFY
Don't Will. Just don't. I don't want to be comforted.
I don't want to be told it's all okay, or it's for the best
or it's a lie or whatever. I just want everything to be quiet.

SMASH!!! The Window of the Library smashes in as the DEMON lands on the ground.

BUFFY
Son Of a Bitch.

The demon lunges at Buffy, she dodges it once, twice, three times, then get's it good in the stomach. Buffy punches it, he flies back. The demon waves his hand and a sound barrier beam ripples through the library sending everyone flying backwards.

The sound of the LIBRARY DOOR being opened is heared as Angel, Cordy and Fred enter.

CORDELIA
Here comes the bride. Out of my way.

ANGEL
And the groom I guess, which I was told was
a big deal.

FRED
It is.........to you.
(beat)
You just have to face it Angel.
It's all about the bride.

ANGEL
(smiling)
Isn't it.

Cordelia makes for the demon, it sends its sound ripples along which is stopped by Cordy.

CORDELIA
Hey, wanna see what i can do.

And send the ripples flying back to the demon who is hit to the ground.

ANGLE ON BUFFY who grabs a knife and STAB'S the Demon through the head.

ANGLE ON CORDY, ANGEL and FRED, who are fading back to their own times.

ANGEL
(faded;echo-y)
Goodbye Buffy

BUFFY
Bye Angel

CORDELIA
(faded;echo-y)
Bye Buffy. Remember he's mine.
All Mine.

BUFFY
(teary)
I know.

ANGEL
(echo-y)
Love you Cordy.

CORDELIA
(echo-y)
Love you Angel.

And they're gone, leaving a sobbing Buffy in the Library, Willow holding her.

CUT TO:

INT. HOTEL

where a worried Gunn see's them Materialise.

GUNN
Fred!!!

FRED
Baby.

They embrace as the Look on Cordy's one is of surprise.

CORDELIA
Umm.....Gunn?

GUNN
Yeah?

CORDELIA
Who is that?

ANGLE ON A blue skinned robed figure dangling three feet off the ground.

GUNN
The Powers that be.

CORDELIA
This is going to be fun.

ANGEL
Cordelia, maybe you shouldn't

CORDELIA
What? Shouldn't piss off the TPTB. Shouldn't
mess with the powers that Blow. We'll listen
up, I've had enough of these useless, whiny.....

PTB
I come bearing a Gift.

CORDELIA
We'll dressed beings who I serve willingly.
(beat)
Pressies!!!

PTB
The Power's that Be we're very impressed you we're
able to put the mission before love. And they're a
bunch of softies, so your present is this.

The POWER THAT BE grabs Angel's chest as a WHITE LIGHT pours into it.

PTB
That which is the curse is now permenant.
That which holds you back now free's you
That which stops you from loving, not entitles
you to love.
Let it Be!!!

ANGEL holler's then drops to the ground panting.

CORDELIA
What did you do?

PTB
The soul that enhabit's him is now permenant.
No feeling of love, no feeling of perfect happiness
will cause it to leave.
(beat)
Have a great honeymoon!

And with a flash of light, the PTB is gone. ANGEL looks up at a beaming Cordelia

ANGEL
Cordelia? What happened?

CORDELIA
I'll tell you on our Honeymoon. Afterwards!

STAY ON THIS touching sentiment as WE

FADE TO BLACK

BLACKOUT.

End.