Title: Fan Fiction Disturbance
Author: ANGCOR707
Posted: 08-08-2002
Rating:
Email: angelcakes345@yahoo.com
Content:
Summary: The Scooby Gang Calls the Fang Gang down when the discovery of a website of fan fic starts to come true.
Spoilers: Season 4 and 8 ( Faith will be there)
Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.
Distribution: Sure take it, Nothing Fancy. Everyone else ask!
Notes:
Feedback: Like Angel needs blood.
Prologue
“ We’ve set up the websites. Along with the side info on all the players, and the enchantments are almost set-up.” Lilah said.
“ She means I’ve set everything up. Though Miss Morgan is very meticulous in being involved. At least she’s deciding to think outside the box.” Gavin said handing Linwood the file.
Linwood looked over the papers. “ You guys better hope this works. Not that it matters. If it doesn’t the partners will have your asses not mine.” He said before exiting the office.
* * *
Willow was researching something on the Slayer for Buffy. When she came across the site. She looked at the title: To Walk Within Shadow.
“ Weird.” She said as she saw a list of stories. She figured they were self-experience tales though some had extravagant titles such as ‘Red’ or ‘Was it good for you Too’. She grabbed her soda and looked around the new school library. Like in the old days no one was there. Not even the librarian who for whatever reason didn’t ever stay there. She settled in prepared for gruesome tales of blood. What she got was a whole lot worse.
Part 1
“ So you let yourself get beat up because if you used your superb slayer strength you could’ve hurt someone?” Cordelia questioned. Faith was sitting across from her in her room in the hotel.
“ Yep, once there was this big ole bitch. You know the one’s you see in movies who want to make you their fuck buddies. I had to clock her a good one, but basically yeh.”
“ You’ve got more self control than I. I would’ve beat one real good. Had the whole jail working for me. No way would I let myself get beat.” Cordelia responded. The phone rang and Cordelia made a quick grab for it.
“ Hello.” She said with false cheer. She wasn’t upset just tired. “ Oh hey Wills, you what? Oh you need us down there. All of us. Okay I’ll run it by Angel and call you back.” Cordelia hung up the phone and turned to Faith. “ You wouldn’t believe what happened.”
“ Are you saying we have to go back to Sunnydale?” Wesley questioned.
“ Yep, supposedly Willow found a few websites with information on us and stories. There are even these things called ships.” Cordelia followed through.
“ So why do we have to go to Sunnyhell?” Gunn questioned as he polished of one of his weapons that he had let Connor use to train.
“ Well one of them almost came true.” Faith began. The tone of her voice showed that she thought it was hilarious. “ Supposedly B went to Spike’s new home and got there just in time to stop him and Xander from going at it.”
Angel sputtered the blood he had been drinking, and Wesley plain just dropped his coffee. “ What?” they asked in accord.
“ They were about two pairs of clothing away from making with THE Queer As Folk ( A/N- that is in reference to the show).” Cordelia said before bursting out in laughter.
Part 2
“ I don’t get why you called them all down here, Wills. We can handle this on our own.” Buffy said as she sat across from Anya and Willow in the library.
“ Maybe because we don’t need anyone sleeping with who they don’t want to. There are risked involved in things such as this.” Willow said as she printed out another story.
“ What kind of risk?” Buffy said sharply.
“ The risk that maybe since some of these stories have Angel sleeping with Wesley we should stop it before it happens. Maybe since some of them involve Angel and you we should stop it before we end up with Angelus. Maybe just maybe a big part of me doesn’t want to wake up and see Spike.” Willow said stressing the last part.
“ Hey,” Spike replied indignantly. “ You wouldn’t mind that it was me if it happened.”
“ Yeah, we’ll just have to ask Xander about that.” Anya joked.
Spike growled angrily while Xander started to drink another soda as if it were bubble gum flavored industrial strength cleaner.
“ It’s a good thing we sent Dawn home.” Buffy said as she read over another one. She cringed at the thought that she would ever sleep with Faith.
* * *
Angel stopped the car out side of the new Sunnydale high, and waited. HE turned and looked expectantly at Cordelia who gave him a LOOK.
“ What are you waiting for? It’s not like you spent four years going to school here.” Cordelia said smartly as she exited the car.
“ So this is Sunnydale?” Fred questioned as she exited Gunn’s truck.
“ Yep, it almost gives me the warm fuzzys must be all the bad memories.” Faith said as she grabbed her jacket, and started after them.
“ I have a bad feeling about all of this.” Connor said as they entered the main lobby of the school.
“ What kind of bad feeling?” Cordelia questioned.
“ Does it matter it’s a bad feeling. You act not question the motives.” Angel said heading for the door. He tried t open it, but it didn’t budge.
“ So that’s the bad feeling.”
“ Yep.”
“ Anyone just have a recap of the Shining just new location?” Faith questioned.
* * *
“ The poof and his friends are here.” Spike said as he looked up from the story he was reading.
“ This is great we’re going to be seeing Deadboy, Queen-C, and Watcher wanna-be. I could o for a nice case of poison right about now.” Xander grimaced.
“ Xander shut- up. Cordelia has changed and if I remember correctly so has Wesley from the last time I saw him.” Willow snapped.
“ So what now he doesn’t run like a girl. Not that much of a change if you ask me.” Xander commented.
“ Let’s be glad that no one did.” Wesley said as he entered the library behind Angel and Gunn.
Buffy fell over in the chair she had been leaning back into. / Since when was Wesley hot? /
“ Hey, B miss me.” Faith said as she entered after everyone.
Part 3
“ Why the hell did you bring her here?” Buffy asked as she grabbed a stake.
“ Because we need her and she helps.” Fred said quickly. “ So which one of you Buffy. I’ve heard so much. Mostly good though. Did the library look like this back in the day. Is it still a hellmouth?”
Buffy stopped for a second to take in all this girl had asked her. “ I’m Buffy.” She replied. She took her attention back to the matter at hand. “ Why is she here and how could she possibly help?”
“ She helped us when Angelus got free. Helped us bind the soul. So with out further ado we’re trapped.” Cordelia supplied.
Buffy took her gaze away from Faith and took in Cordelia’s new appearance. “ Sorry Cordelia don’t believe I asked you. When I need someone to throw a rapid insult I’ll ask.”
“ Maybe we should get to the more important matter of the fact that we’re stuck.” Angel spoke-up for the first time.
“No Angel it seems Buffy has a lot of pent up aggression let her take it out on me. It’s what she does best. Blame others.”
Before Buffy could talk Willow spoke, “ Did you guys say we were trapped?”
“ well we’re not exactly sure. All we know is we tried to open the door to get back out and nothing. I didn’t even budge.” Gunn said surely. “ We figured something must be up.”
“ We’ll take care of that later. First I think we need to check out these stories.” Willow went on.
*About an hour later*
The group was scattered across the library. Faith, Fred, and Cordelia were on one set of steps while Buffy, Willow and Anya were on another. All the guys were at the table besides Connor who was just sitting behind the counter.
“ There not that bad.” Angel said slowly.
“ Not that bad. Of course they’re not that bad to you guys. Us girls are supposedly just to get within the same room as you and we open our legs. This is fiction if I ever heard it.” Cordelia snapped.
“ I have to agree with Cordelia. I’m the Slayer and some of these positions that are described aren’t even possible.” Buffy said.
“ This isn’t fair I only get paired with Xander.” Anya complained.
“ Well according to this. During high-school I became sexually charged and managed to sleep with Giles, Xander, Oz, Angel, and Spike in one night. Isn’t there supposed to be a period of time spent to calm down.” Willow said as she read through another fic.
“ I think you’re all missing the bigger problem. According to at least fifty of these I have slept with Angelus while he’s chained to a bed, while I’m chained to a bed and in basically every position that made the kama sutra popular. I’ve slept with all the guys in our circle of people in L.A and Sunnydale, and most of the girls.” Cordelia said loudly.
“ What I really don’t get is the slash. 75% of stories with me have me sleeping with Angel or Gunn. Even if I did sleep with guys. I wouldn’t be sad enough to sleep with Angel or Gunn.” Wesley said as he put down another story.
“ Hey!” Angel and Gunn replied indignantly. Wesley eyed them weirdly and they went back to their reading.
“ This isn’t good. This really isn’t good.”
“ I think we covered that.” Faith said as she put down another story.
“ No, I mean. When Willow called she said that Buffy caught Spike and Xander about to go at it. We’re trapped inside this school for the most part we can assume that anyway. What if we start to enact these stories we may very well sleeping with each other until we die.” Fred said surely.
“ That can’t be possible this is a school it’ll be open on Monday we can’t very well manage to die through sex by then.” Buffy said quickly.
“ I feel insulted that you guys think we can’t control ourselves. Come on we’re all adults. We’ll all but one. We all have self control. I refuse to think that just because let’s say Angel is tall, dark and handsome. With a body made for a Greek god, and build that makes you wonder what would happen if he pushed you up against the wall and,” Cordelia finally noticed that everyone was staring at her. “ I got a little lost inside my tirade of reasons why we could make it to Monday.” She blushed a dark a red.
“ Well if we can’t control ourselves you may just find out.” Spike chimed. As he started out of the library.
“ Where are you going?” Buffy asked.
“ To find a way out.” He said sharply. Everyone exchanged glances before deciding to exit the library to and search.
Part 4
“ Well if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times.” Cordelia groaned.
“That would be?” Angel questioned as he also groan, but for an entirely different reason. “ They had only been searching for fifteen minutes or so, but his mind had been filled with images of everything he could do given three days inconsequential bliss with his seer. / Not nearly enough/ he thought as he quickly shook himself of the images. He could control himself. He wasn’t the one who had admittedly said she wanted it up against the wall.
Not that he could ever say no to that request, but he wanted it to be more than magically induced, trapped in a high school B-Rated horror flick sex.
“ The fact that we’re are some of the dumbest people the powers ever had working for them. Here we are trapped in a school by some force of magic same magic that will probably make us get at each throats in the non- violent way.” Her face contorted a bit at the thought as they entered another classroom. “ At least I hope not. So as I was saying what do we do? We split into the groups most likely to have sex. Spike and Buffy went one way. Faith and Wesley,” she gave a slight shiver at that. Faith may have been her friend but that was plain weird. “ in another. Xander and Anya were left to their own devices; Fred and Gunn went their way. “ She tried to open a window, but it wouldn’t budge at all. Just stuck there.
“ Could you help me a bit over here.” Angel asked skirtly as he started to ease the lock out so it unlocked.
* * *
Lilah sat in the wide office, which had been transformed into a viewing room for unique cases.
“ Gavin you sure Anita put enough energy on these rooms?” Lilah questioned as she watched Cordelia make her way over to Angel.
“ Yes, if she made it like we want it. They won’t be able to control themselves.” Gavin replied before settling his attention on another screen. Where it seemed the Slayer and Spike were finding their present.
* * *
Spike and Buffy were rummaging through the main office. Trying to see if maybe if they found a key they could leave. They had searched through about half the office. Half- hazardly putting things back when they came across a big box.
They eye each other weirdly, before opening it.
“ Well this was planned, and we do seem to be screwed.” Spike voiced.
“ In more ways than one.” Buffy joked. Inside the box was various items of amusement some food (for both the humans and the vampires) and alcohol. “ Maybe they think if we’re drunk we’ll make it faster.”
But, Spike wasn’t paying attention. He had picked up an envelope and tore it open.
*Dear AI and friends,
I hope you like this little gift. As you may already know you’re trapped. Hopefully you’ll take advantage of this situation to say you goodbyes. The spells we’ve worked upon Sunnydale are going to slowly drain your power at any and all sexual contact.
This isn’t just for our own personal amusement. WE have a certain demon to pay back. WE figured kill two birds with one stone. Get through the sacrifice and get rid of you.
Love,
You good ole friends at Wolfram& Hart*
“ I knew lawyers were no good. The Bard was right. Let’s kill all the lawyers and kill them tonight.” Spike said darkly as he stood up.
“ What do you mean?” Buffy questioned. As she took the letter. “ What makes you think they’re lawyers?”
“ Wolfram and Hart is ancient. They are the Devil’s advocate per say, and now we’re at the end of one of their debts.”
Buffy didn’t like the sound of this and she knew the next question would be pretty stupid, but had to ask. “ Couldn’t we just pay it?”
Spike looked at her and rolled his eyes. “ Even if we could. We don’t have nearly enough money. Anyway do you know anyone willing to have sex until they die.?”
Buffy smirked lightly. “ If they knew they’d die happy.”
“ You’re nuts.” Spike said as he let his eyes rake over her body. The things he had done, could do an would like to do filled his mind with images. His jeans became unbearably tight. / Why can she do that to me? Damn it./
“ Come on let’s get this back to the library. We need to research the numinous ways to get out. There is no way I’m doing anything remotely close to what has happened in those stories.” Buffy remarked as she picked up the box.
Spike gave her a devilish smirk. “ That’s because you’ve already done most of them with me.”
“ Screw you.” She snapped.
“ Luv, you’ve already done that. Think of a new comeback. Though if you really want me to screw you it can be arranged.” The words rolled of Spike’s tongue huskily and Buffy barely stopped herself from dropping the box and jumping him right there. She managed to keep on walking. As long as that was all she let her legs do. / Maybe once around Spike’s waist. Just to see what will happen/ she chastised herself for the thought and waited for Spike to catch up so they could continue.
* * *
Wesley and Faith came back up from the basement access. Their searching had proven no avail.
“ Let’s get back to the library check up with others.” Wesley said holding the door for her.
“ So we can what say we didn’t find anything then kill each other. You know what that just may be fun Wes.” Faith replied sardonically. They started to walk down the hall till they heard some noises coming from a classroom.
“ I don’t think we should go in there.” Wesley said as they headed to the door anyway.
“ Me neither despite that though we’re going in.” Faith said as she turned the knob. She opened the door and took a quick look inside, and quickly backed out. “ I wouldn’t wish seeing that on my worst enemy.” Faith said as she closed the door loudly. The sounds inside the room died down, an in a few minutes a very disheveled Xander and Anya stepped out.
“We don’t need to know.” Wesley said holding up his hand to stop their explanation. The four started their retreat back to the library.
“ It happened on accident. We didn’t mean to do what we were doing.” Anya defended.
“ OF course not. You both just slipped and he happened to fall inside you. Whatever we don’t care.” Faith replied. “ I know this is a stupid question, but did you find a way out?”
“ Nope, you?” Xander questioned
“ Yeah we found a way out. WE just decided to test our luck and comeback here.” Wesley began. “ No we didn’t find a way out.”
“ Hey, what are you guys doing here?” Dawn asked from in front of them.
“ Trying to find a way out.” Faith replied. “ How did you get in?”
* * *
Ten minutes later*
“ Look who we found?” Xander said as they entered the library. Buffy and Spike turned to see Dawn walking in behind the rest of them. Fred and Gunn barely looked up from the books they were reading. Willow gave a small smile when she looked up from the computer.
“ What are you doing here Dawn?” Buffy asked agitatedly.
“ I go to school here and I was wondering where you were.” Dawn began. “ Next time when you’re bleeding to death in the park I’ll stay home and be not caring where you are.”
Faith smirked lightly. “ I like her. She has uhhnn about her.”
“ I’m sorry I’m just tired.” Buffy said running her hand through her hair. She surveyed the room for a little bit before finally noticing that Angel and Cordelia were missing. “ Where are Angel and Cordelia?” she questioned. Just as they started to exchange glances, Cordelia and Angel entered looking just as tousled as Anya and Xander.
“ Did you guys?” Xander questioned.
Angel shook his head no. “ Then why the just got out of bed look?”
“ Ask Johnny come quickly over there.” Cordelia said irritation clear in her voice.
“ You said you wouldn’t tell.” Angel exclaimed self consciously.
Cordelia headed over to the long table and sat down. She shot Angel a small smirk. / You just gave yourself away. /
“You mean?” Spike questioned as he quickly took a sniff of the air. “ You didn’t.” he said as he felt the laughter coming.
“He didn’t what?” Buffy asked. She took in their disheveled look and the agitated nature of both Angel and Cordelia and she finally caught on. “ You did.” She said before breaking out laughing.
Everyone was looking at them with mixed expressions of understanding and humor.
“ Angel, I thought vampires were supposed to have stamina?” Anya joked.
Angel grimaced. “ I have stamina. I have enough stamina to take all of you!” Angel growled.
“Don’t rush yourself old man.” Cordelia sniggered.
TBC