01-23-2008, 11:38 AM | #1 |
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Love the smell of wank in the morning
In the "two teens posing as Charisma" thread, the conversation shifted to all time fave wanks. Since I came into the fandom late (as did a few other people), thought it would be cool to start a thread where people could link to their fave wanks in history. Any fandom, any wank, any time. Cause we all need to laugh.
The only rule is don't bring any personal fights from other places here, don't start fights, be cool to each other. We are all just here to get some good laughs. ETA: Will be back with a wank fave once its all formatted and nice.
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01-23-2008, 11:43 AM | #2 |
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Aiee...I feel like I need to make another rule, that being that any wanks under discussion should have appeared at Fandom Wank. This one is still a little too much like picking an internecine fight.
It might also be nice if the person posting a Fandom Wank added some commentary in addition to a link. Don't make me sorry I said yes, guys...!
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01-23-2008, 01:06 PM | #3 | |
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I'll come back and add commentary under each of the wanks. Just need a couple of minutes to sort through and come up with something funny.
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01-23-2008, 01:40 PM | #4 |
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I caught up on a couple of F_W at the wiki, the Victoria Bitter one is truly funny.
I look forward to reading what you guys post, I remember quite a few good ones regardins HP vs LOTR fandom_wank.
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01-23-2008, 01:51 PM | #5 |
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I've been around the net for a long time, but I feel like a complete newbie as far as wank goes. I'd never heard of SVMaria or Victoria Bitter or the Lex Mafia until I followed the links in the other thread. (Of course, I'm not a member of any of those fandoms, so it's not entirely my fault.) OMG, people are nuts! I mean I knew that, but I've never witnessed it on such a mindboggling level before.
My fandoms have been few - Quantum Leap, X-Files, and Btvs/Ats. Got any great wanks from these?
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01-23-2008, 01:59 PM | #6 |
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I'm pretty sad for doing this but...
...I just. couldn't. resist. Also, check out Snapes on an Astral Plane! Huh...*scratches head* what do I do now?
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01-23-2008, 02:26 PM | #7 |
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Oh dear lord, I think over time I've forgotten just how nuts this fandom could be.
As annoying as I found it back then, I almost kinda miss it.
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01-23-2008, 02:28 PM | #8 | |
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I feel I must let Prima synopsize the Victoria Bitter saga, just because she does it so well. But I call dibs on Snacky's Law. Let's let Snacky herself explain it:
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01-23-2008, 02:33 PM | #9 |
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I didn't know who Victoria Bitter was until she was discussed yesterday. I was really intrigued about the whole thing and I googled her name and....wow. Just...wow. My mind was blown! I didn't know people like this actually existed.
Anyway, I found this really good article about the whole "Bit of Earth" scandal and a really good introduction about hobbit fics. Does it violate the rule if I post it here? I know Fandom Wank Wiki has a short summary about this but this article is more in depth. Let me know if its okay to post it.
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01-23-2008, 02:35 PM | #10 | |
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01-23-2008, 02:54 PM | #11 | |
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Thanks Penny!
I found this site first. It is about the book written by one of the scammee about the Bit of Earth Scandals. I just posted this link because it has pictures of Victoria Bitter as a herself, himself, Frodo, Legolas, and Harry Potter at the very top page. Here's the article about the whole Bit of Earth Scam. It is a good read. My favorite part is the end though, where they were talking about slash fics. Quote:
Lastly, I found this on Fandom wanks greatest hits detailing all the sordid relationship details plus the whole impersonating Elijah Woods saga. The three links above give me a couple hours of amusement. Enjoy!
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01-23-2008, 03:05 PM | #12 | |
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Woah, cherylforba...talk about a blast from the past. Man, she went apesh!t over at the WB Baord when they posted a "100 reasons why B/A is so over list". That was amusing They picked on Jennem...those bastards
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01-23-2008, 03:12 PM | #13 |
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So I guess I'm confused. But what exactly is a fan wank?
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01-23-2008, 03:25 PM | #14 |
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Oh, Prima -- there's fresh Fandom Wank just for you. A game, and an "M," and a conservative political blog...mix, shake and watch the spooge volcano. (From a distance! Dry cleaning is expensive and makes polar bears cry.)
They think of you naked...in Mass Effect. A fan wank is when fans try to explain something inexplicable -- e.g., Whedonverse continuity -- through increasingly complex and unlikely rationalizations. A fandom wank, on the other hand, is when the fandom itself becomes the source of the wank. (A little reductive, but more or less true.)
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*off to read the second link* P.S., Livvie, you took down the links, but I looked over that Ducks board and it gave me the creeps. The things that they actually thought. Crazyness.
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