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Old 01-26-2008, 06:37 PM   #61
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OMG!

I just spent the equivalent of an eight hour day reading the msscribe wank. I actually fell asleep over my laptop last night reading it.

Good LORD!

That woman was batshit nuts. Totally certifiable. I'm only grateful she wasn't/isn't in the Jossverse fandom (I hope).

Talk about your sociopaths. Sheesh.

Thanks so much for starting this thread, Livvie. And for letting her, Penny.

I am totally enjoying myself.
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Old 01-26-2008, 10:22 PM   #62
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samsmom, isn't that just the bestest best wank ever?? I think I stayed up all night reading that the first time too. Or maybe parts of it, since I don't think it was all up when I got started in it.

I think alt.tv.angel was my only real experience with a usenet group. I know the Buffy group was batshiite even back then. ata wasn't bad, and the convos between our very own Terry and someone else whom I can't remember were fun. Sure, there were the haters (Sarah T! I'm looking at U!) and the crazies (and I believe Shemale was actually one of those), but for the most part it was an entertaining read.
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Old 01-26-2008, 11:57 PM   #63
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Why in the name of heaven did I click on the Ducks stuff??

*reaches for bleach*
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Old 01-27-2008, 12:25 AM   #64
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samsmom, isn't that just the bestest best wank ever?? I think I stayed up all night reading that the first time too. Or maybe parts of it, since I don't think it was all up when I got started in it.

It IS the best wank ever. When they revisited it at Bad Penny, I was up for HOURS going through every link, nook and cranny. Loved it!

I was also a HUGE fan of Crystal Wank as well ("My hed iz pastede on yay!") I was so inspired by her bravery in revealing that Dominic had been coming to her house, even though it would surely mean hate mail and death threats, that I decided to go public with the information that Johnny had been visiting me on the sly as well.

See?

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Old 01-27-2008, 10:43 AM   #65
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LL, thank you so much for being brave enough to admit that. It was a big step, I know, but the first step is always the hardest.
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:45 AM   #66
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Wow, Johnny Depp looks really...pasted. You haven't been giving him booze, have you?
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:55 AM   #67
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Maybe just a little.

Must have been fairly potent too. It looks like it might have shrunk his head a bit as well.
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:59 AM   #68
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Nooooo! You got to him first!

Oh, well...at least Ewan McGregor loves my fanfiction...he told me so in email!
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:35 AM   #69
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Oh, Prima -- there's fresh Fandom Wank just for you. A game, and an "M," and a conservative political blog...mix, shake and watch the spooge volcano. (From a distance! Dry cleaning is expensive and makes polar bears cry.)

They think of you naked...in Mass Effect.
Not really Fandom Wank but EA fired back at FOX for the "news" report on Mass Effect
http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/ne...ory/19175/?biz
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:33 AM   #70
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Not really Fandom Wank but EA fired back at FOX for the "news" report on Mass Effect
http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/ne...ory/19175/?biz
Yes! But have you seen the reviews over on Cooper Lawrence's books at Amazon? The Cult Of Perfection has been reset at least twice that I've seen and both of those times they were hitting 500+ and 400+ of creative one star reviews of how they didn't read the book but thought it was absolutely shameful how she was corrupting the youth of today.

I may have wept joy tears a little.

And LL? I'm absolutely disappointed that you didn't do creative use of Photoshop filters drawings of Johnny Depp since he was clearly at your house. I mean it's not Crystal Wank certified until there are detailed descriptions of the drawing materials used.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:51 AM   #71
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And LL? I'm absolutely disappointed that you didn't do creative use of Photoshop filters drawings of Johnny Depp since he was clearly at your house. I mean it's not Crystal Wank certified until there are detailed descriptions of the drawing materials used.
Oh, I have them. I thought it better not to appear too batshit insane impressed with my own good fortune though. Being close personal friends with Johnny AND a world class artist? Too much for you all to handle, I'm sure.
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:44 PM   #72
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Yes! But have you seen the reviews over on Cooper Lawrence's books at Amazon? The Cult Of Perfection has been reset at least twice that I've seen and both of those times they were hitting 500+ and 400+ of creative one star reviews of how they didn't read the book but thought it was absolutely shameful how she was corrupting the youth of today.

I may have wept joy tears a little.
I think if we wait long enough the thread over at Amazon might make fandom wank. They're getting a little heated over the regarding the fact that Amazon took down 400 of the more entertaining reviews

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Oh, I have them. I thought it better not to appear too batshit insane impressed with my own good fortune though. Being close personal friends with Johnny AND a world class artist? Too much for you all to handle, I'm sure.
Wow, can I be your sockpuppet?
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:02 PM   #73
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It IS the best wank ever. When they revisited it at Bad Penny, I was up for HOURS going through every link, nook and cranny. Loved it!

I was also a HUGE fan of Crystal Wank as well ("My hed iz pastede on yay!") I was so inspired by her bravery in revealing that Dominic had been coming to her house, even though it would surely mean hate mail and death threats, that I decided to go public with the information that Johnny had been visiting me on the sly as well.

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You know you broke into my home and stole my personal photos! Johnny Depp is my misshaped recline buddy!
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:46 AM   #74
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Y'know, there are things you can learn by surfing F_W.

I mean did anyone really know that women shouldn't swear because it's bad for their image?

Never had Fandom_Wank seen so much swearing...
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:38 AM   #75
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Ahhh, nothing like the taste of old Death Note wank (with a side order of Why Don't You Act Like I Want You To?11?). Breakfast of champions, dudes.
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