FREE HENTAI!!! Or, The Wank Apocalypse May Not Be Televised After All (was SaveAngel)

[Morrigan]

Originally Posted by Emmangel

Ugh. This is bring back bad memories of the Hagrid/Flitwick story I stumbled across. With Flitwick on top. *cries*

OMG that's just too funny...

Lets turn to nicer HP smut. I nominate Snape as the topic of talk. Cos he is teh sex.

OK just so I can beat Angela to the punch. Snape is NOT the sex, he's an oily hooked nosed git. Alan Rickman on the other hand IS the Sex and can punish men anyday.

[Nirvana 1]

Thank you, Lisa! I was dying, here.

That's all I wanted to say. Sorry.

Originally Posted by Penny Century

Yeah, starting with you. Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and just own that now, especially since your friend Lisa already has said her piece in this very thread.

Fine, you're right, I will. Now I hope you understand why and that I wasn't accusing anybody of anything.

And I'm a slow typer with a shitty computer, that's why I didn't see her post.

[Penny Century]

Originally Posted by Platypus

Let me see if I have this all straight:

• SavingAngel is not affiliated with SaveAngel
• SaveAngel is accused of bad, wicked, Enronish behavior
• SavingAngel does not stand accused
• People who don't like it when rumours are started about them should perhaps not throw rumour-sized stones
• The TDBUK/ST DB TY AD (hee!) ran an honest campaign, and funnelled the funds collected towards the ad with overages going to charity
• The "other" DB TY AD seems to have become stalled, and the people who are running it seem less than responsive
• Certain people vouched for the "other" DB ad, because it was the pure and noble option when compared to the evil, muck-raking C/A affiliated entity - these people should be ashamed of themselves and apologize, but I won't hold my breath
• Weasley porn is neither good nor bad - it all depends on which Weasley is involved
• Hagrid porn is ALWAYS bad
• "..." is acceptable commentary, at least it is if you know how to read between the lines and not jump to misguided conclusions
• I don't give a flying fuck about Angel being saved or resurrected, so I'm all for moving on to the topic of Weasley porn

So nice, we had to say it twice. Thank you.

[Emmangel]

Originally Posted by Lovin' Lorne

You make it sound dirty or something.

Tom Feltons legal. And lives near me.

....

What?!

Originally Posted by Dimitri

*knows that Morrigan's probably going to say something about me showing up only when porn appears*

Well, it's true.

Originally Posted by Morrigan

OK just so I can beat Angela to the punch. Snape is NOT the sex, he's an oily hooked nosed git. Alan Rickman on the other hand IS the Sex and can punish men anyday.

I'm talking about movie Snape though. Who while is still a wanker, is so, so pretty. If not Snape, I vote for S&S Alan, cos damn.

[Lovin' Lorne]

Originally Posted by Emmangel

Tom Feltons legal. And lives near me.

....

What?!

Really? Why does this excite me? I don't even care for Tom Felton. Did they ever find his fishing gear?


And movie Snape is sooo hot. I'd love to take a class or two under his tutelage.

[Morrigan]

Originally Posted by Emmangel

Tom Feltons legal. And lives near me.

As is Sean Biggerstaf...I think.

As far as Weasley's go, who got cast to play Charlie and Bill in the movie? I'm guessing it wasn't my dream team of Christian Bale (Bill) and Ewan McGreggor (Charlie).

Cause you know, that's Weasley pr0n I can talk about all day.

[Florrie]

Originally Posted by Morrigan

Alan Rickman on the other hand IS the Sex and can punish men anyday.

Bugger the men. He can punish *me* any day.

[Platypus]

Originally Posted by Morrigan

Snape is NOT the sex, he's an oily hooked nosed git. Alan Rickman on the other hand IS the Sex and can punish men anyday.

Did you mean to say punish "men"? Because you just set a thousand HP slasher hearts aflutter with images of Snape punishing Sirius, Lupin, and I won't even get into the underage male students.

Forget Tom Felton - when is Rupert Grint legal?

[Penny Century]

Originally Posted by Dimitri

*knows that Morrigan's probably going to say something about me showing up only when porn appears*

Hey, that's not a rumor, that's just the truth. A truth that has attained the stature of Urban Legend. Say "pR0n!!!111!!" three times, and Dimitri appears. He's like, the PR0n!!11!y Man.

(Not to be confused with the Brawny Man, who may be a little too into paper towels for even Dimitri.)

[Morrigan]

Originally Posted by Florrie

Bugger the men. He can punish *me* any day.

Oh damn that was supposed to read me he can punish me any day. Damn those HP Slash fans planting horrible thoughts in my mind.

It's all Kar's fault...

[Lovin' Lorne]

Sigh.....

WTF? Why does he keep getting smaller??

Here's the real deal

[Emmangel]

Originally Posted by Lovin' Lorne

Did they ever find his fishing gear?

No, they're still looking for it though. He ended up buying replacments. Sucks that it happened though.

Originally Posted by Morrigan

As is Sean Biggerstaf...I think.

What, is legal or lives near me?

Sean is 21, so in my age range! I may have to stalk.

I'm just miffed that I didn't like Alan a few years back. His other half used to work at my local uni and he used to drop by. Dammit!

[Florrie]

Originally Posted by Morrigan

Oh damn that was supposed to read me he can punish me any day.

Too late. He's busy.

[Emmangel]

Originally Posted by Florrie

Bugger the men. He can punish *me* any day.

Bugger them? And now I want to read H/D slash. Dammit!

Originally Posted by Platypus

when is Rupert Grint legal?

When's his birthday. Cos then.

ETA: 24 August.

[Morrigan]

LL - Your link is password protected

Emma - Legal, I have no idea where Sean lives.